They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)
You're so fanum tax
That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus
They rizzin' on me
Gyatt’s Plan
Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?
I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)
N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'
If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty
What factors may contribute to intelligent individuals identifying as Republican rather than Democrat in the United States today?
DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach
You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)
Yuh
Why does Islam give a bad vibe?
I got back from Ohio (yuh)
I just wanna be your sigma
That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'
Hello,hope y'all doin good, i came to Quora to share my strange story , a very weird one , a story when luck smiled at me ,maybe u will enjoy it , let's begin,have fun...
A year ago ,I was a real porn addicted(btw I was 18) ,but never had sex before, I don't have a gf I didn't try to find one even ,always thinking to go to find a sex worker but then I just don't , everyday watching different bodies getting fucked and everyday enjoying.
One day, I was watching porn, a big ass lady with big boobs ,just after seeing her the image of my female cousin poped in my mind, (let's introduce her : she's 35 years old , very big ass , nice boobs ,not very big but nice,always wearing tight clothes , she's divorced ) and I thought of me fucking her ,I never had sexual desires for her but now I do days went by and when I met her I was so horny ,I couldn't stay with the family cz my penis was clearly erected , I realized this is my first time I get horny for one of my family ,it not illegal in my country.well to make a long story short( if u want details just text me I will tell u 😊),I decided to give her signs that I want to fuck her,finally I decided to have sex and with my cousin , I thought it is the best beggining for me, i started touching her when I came across her in a narrow place , make her feel my hard cock when we hug , I thought it will hard and I will be ashamed but no , I felt nothing and she said nothing , probably she thought it was by mistake,anyways, I decided then to talk with her about sex, waited for her to be alone in a room and talk with her, I confessed everything about me watching porn and addicted..etc,she said it's normal and u are growing up and u must have sex,well at that time I was like whaaat????? Well I didn't control myself and asked her for sex ( horny like I Ve never been before) she said that she will think Abt it ,2 weeka went by then she called me ,telling that she reserved a room in a hotel and we meet tonight ,we met,and bruuhh, sex is great , I mean, I had to find a pirstitue ,what I was waiting for to have such a feeling ????, I will never forget that night, I started kissing her she was kissing hard ,she misses sex so bad , she sucked my dick and swallowed my semen ,I felt I'm in a dream , then when fucked ,her ass was very big and the anus was open ,didn't struggle to get my hard cock inside it , she was obviously missing sex , she was shouting ,fuck me yh fuck me , I go fast after every word until I cum , we did that 3 times , then we went to her pussy , using condoms I fucked her so hard the moans were higher , everything was perfect ,in the end I asked her to lick her body , licked pussy ,ass, boobs,then she sucked my cock until we sleeped ,all I know that she was dirty ,well before even having sex with her I knew she is an open minded woman , and a woman that looks that she donesnt know anything , but she knows everything, but never expected having sex with her ,well she was horny and that helped...but no one of us regretted that sex ever..
We still have sex from time to time ,and I started having sex with sex workers , joining threesomes..etc
If u want pics of her text me.
Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me
I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)
I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy
Loneliness is bad for your health—but it may not be as deadly as once thought, new research finds - AOL.com
And still
Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese
Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
You're so skibidi
Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes
Gyatt’s plan
What would it take for you to consider yourself a "Swiftie" like Flavor Flav?
Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast
Give me your Ohio
Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)
If you lived in South Africa, would you support nuclear power as a solution to the country's energy woes?
Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.
Freaking come here
They rizzin' on me
When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?
I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)
Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus